Thursday, August 23, 2007

THE KICKING TEE: VOL. III

By The Grazianimal-

La-Reeey!

Is the number two pick in your fantasy football draft. Herm and all.

Adrian Peterson (Minny)- So upright, just what the league needs. No question why he gets hurt though.

I am so stupid to take Peyton in the middle of the first, but not Reggie.

I am biased due to my allegiance to the Steelers, but the kid could win another one as the 19th best quarterback in football.

I hope Eli kicks [butt] this season. That hangdog bull[crap] can walk right the hell out of town. Big Blue is a bunch of suckers though.
Jeremy Shockey isn’t as good as Kellen Winslow. “The U” [stinks] in New York.

Mangini needs to open up a little. He ain't that funny.

Joey Galloway is not done.

Miami is done.

Watch Big Bill run it all day. Brady hits Moss in week 5.

To T.O.,
Drop fewer passes! Romo is going to need it.

That was a love letter.

And I am a ‘Skins fan. Take it off baby! I watched three ‘Skins plays this pre-season and the third had me contemplating a Mark Brunell reunion.

I am going take my jinx to Dallas.

Does anybody like reading these bull-honkey streams of consciousness?
grazianimal@columnist.com

I met RoboCop and now he is a TV star. Turning gold to bronze since 1947 baby.

Draft so well in your league that you can take Vick in the second to last just to show what a forgiving champion you can be.

I am sorry for abusing the theory of a paragraph for so long.

Are you thinking about Daunte' as your #2?

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